Product of the Week: Part 1 of my Men Love Toys Too Series

Ok, so men love sex right? Well guess what, men love to use sex toys too (whether they'll admit it or not is something else all together). Most men and women tend to focus their sex toy purchases around vibrators, clitoral stimulators (bullets), dildos, and more... all is great, but they are all toys focused more on the woman in the relationship. So what about the guys? Well there are lots products available that allow the men to experience a little extra pleasure in the bedroom, and I'm going to cover those products over the coming weeks. But first, let's cover the kind of toy a man can use on his own during masturbation..... Pocket Pussys!

There are so many different kinds of pocket pussys available to the average guy... ranging from small to large and realistic to generic shapes, every man can now enjoy some AMAZING alone time. Here are a few of my fiancé and his friends favorites:

For The Man On A Budget:

The Love Glove. This simple masturbator is just $9.95 but it sure gets the job done (plus it's made from a Cyberskin material so it feels like real skin!). One of my close friends went to Iraq last year and returned this past May (unharmed thank goodness) and he knew he was going to be incredibly lonely, so..... His wife and I went to our local Lover's Lane and picked up a few to send with him and his platoon. The Middle East doesn't allow pornography or realistic looking sex toys, so we thought this would be perfect... it wasn't a dirty shape, it wasn't suggestive, in fact if I didn't know what it was I'd have no clue to what it was actually used for. It worked great for him and the troops AND they didn't get in trouble for having them. :)

The Saturday Night Special. This was the first toy I invested ($24.95) in for my man, and it would've lasted a long time....had he actually taken care of it properly.... but I digress... The Saturday Night Special has a real skin feel to it, because it is made out of Cyberskin which needs a little extra TLC than your average sex toy (see below for care instructions). With a realistic looking pussy at one end and a "backdoor" entry on the other end, men can decide whether they feel like vaginal or anal sex that night!

For The Man Without A Budget:

Jenna's Vibrating Vagina & Ass. Do you love Jenna Jameson? Do you fantasize about her? Do you keep her on your "If I Ever Had A Chance To Have Sex With This Person I Would List"? Well now you can..... well not really, but this vibrating replica of Jenna is close enough to fulfill those fantasies. The Jenna replica is also made out of Cyberskin and includes: a vibrating bullet with 10 speeds and 5 functions, pubic hair, and realistic vagina and ass. Not only did she feel AMAZING (or so I was told by one of my most trusted guy friends), but if you spank her, her ass shakes! Now THAT in and of itself is worth $199.95.


How To Keep Your Cyberskin Toys Clean And Keep Them Lasting Longer:

*To wash your toy, wipe inside with antibacterial toy cleaner and gently rinse with warm water.
*Place on a paper towel to dry.
*Once COMPLETELY dry, place your toy in a bag of talc powder (if toy is small enough) or rub it down with talc powder both inside and outside (if toy is larger).
*Failing to follow these tips will make your Cyberskin toy sticky and the material will tear easily.

Tips For An Amazing Masturbation Session:

*Warm your lube up in hot water 15 minutes before you start (make sure the water is NOT boiling). The warmth will help to create a realistic experience while you're using your Jenna, Love Glove, or Saturday Night Special.
*If your toy doesn't come with a bullet, pick one up (click here for a variety)... the vibrating sensation will take you from 0 to 60 in no time at all.

All in all I give each of these toys a rating of : ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Are you thinking Halloween yet??

I know that it is still August, but the Halloween parties are 2 months away! I can't wait! I'm soooo excited about it this year, I couldn't believe all the sexy new costumes that are available. Here are a few of my favorites from a new website: halloweenlane.com Click on the costumes below to check out pricing, sizes, and availability.

The best thing about these sexy Halloween costumes is that you can use them for roleplay in the bedroom afterwards. Halloween Lane has just about everything, and yes that last costume is the J. Valentine Candy Girl costume that Tila Tequila wore during Shot At Love II ... :)

Happy Shopping Everyone!

Product of the Week: 8/10-8/16 The Sex Swing

The Sex Swing

About 2 years ago I said to myself, "What could make sex more fun?" I had already tried all the latest and greatest vibrators, indulged in some of the most delicious edible massage products, and read some of the greatest "how-to" books available. "I know," I said, "how about having sex while suspended in the air!?!" Enter... The Sex Swing... It was one of the only products that I hadn't tried yet (at the time) and I was incredibly intrigued by what I could do with it.

Several people I had spoken with had informed me of what they used it for:

The first person was an older woman, and she purchased one because her current boyfriend (also older) was on an oxygen tank. She let me know that when they were having sex he would get out of breath from supporting his weight on his arms, so they got a sex swing. Now they can have sex WHILE he wears his oxygen tank and they don't have to worry about him passing out.

One couple I was talking with one day had picked one up right before the Superbowl. I thought it seemed a little odd to buy a sex swing for the Superbowl, but they said they were choosing to use it because then the could both enjoy the game and have a little "extra" fun too.

And so, I bought my sex swing... and let me tell you, I LOVE IT! It is just so much fun to experience an orgasm while swinging a few feet above the ground. Plus, the sex swing allows my fiancé to hit my g-spot at just the right angle and enjoy sex positions that can only be done while swinging through the air! :)

The sex swing is padded for comfort (which is great because I love to be comfortable during sex), holds up to 400 pounds (great for the full figure women out there), has adjustable harnesses, and comes full assembled with the hardware to install it in your home. The swing I purchased also has a positions guide so you have a brief idea of what to do with the swing... but my fiancé and I had plenty of fun using our own imaginations to come up with new and exciting positions.

It isn't a requirement, but I would suggest getting the sex swing stand as well. I felt much safer having the swing hooked up to the steel stand as opposed to having it hooked into a beam in our ceiling. The beam, although sturdy and safe, made us have to leave the hook in our ceiling (which was conveniently disguised as a hook for a hanging plant when the family would come to visit) and (because I'm paranoid) made me worry the ceiling would collapse (even though it wouldn't). Plus, the sex swing stand gave me a reason to dedicate a room in our house for our sex toys and what not.... maybe next we can install that stripper pole! :)

Even though the price is steep ( $129.95 for the swing and $169.95 for the stand) I give this product : ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Product of the Week : 7/27-8/2 Clone A Willy

Clone A Willy

Now our men have no reason to be jealous of our vibrators! I have no doubt that after that sentence all my readers have a big question mark on their faces.... so read on.....

A good friend of mine has a boyfriend who hates that she uses a vibrator while he's away on business because he feels like she's "cheating" on him (so to speak). So after having to hide her vibrators I told her she should just get a Clone A Willy. "A what!?! ," she said. "A Clone A Willy, it'll make an exact copy of you guy AND turn it into a vibrator. Now he won't think you're "cheating" on him anymore because your vibrator will be his penis!" She was still shocked, so we went up to Lover's Lane and picked one up (at a reasonable $39.95). And it looked AMAZING!!! And, the best part is that her boyfriend was more than happy to let her use it while he was away.

I also have several friends who are in the military, and they loved the idea of making a copy of their penises for their wives and girlfriends before leaving for Iraq this past year.... and their wives and girlfriends have been kept plenty happy while they have been overseas.

Here is how the Clone A Willy works:

The kit comes with:
*Specially timed molding powder
*Amazing liquid rubber
*Patented 'Liquid Skin'
*Stir stick
*Vibrator
*Molding tube
and
*Easy to follow directions

Step 1: Mix the molding powder with water
Step 2: Quickly (and I mean very quickly) mix and pour the mixture into the molding tube (the tube packaging the kit comes in).
Step 3: Have your partner insert his erect "willy"
Step 4: Wait for the mold to solidify (approximately 1 1/2-2 minutes) and then remove "willy"
Step 5: Pour the liquid rubber into the mold and place vibrator in the center of the rubber.
Step 6: Allow to solidify completely before removing the rubber copy.
Step 7: ENJOY!!!

This product shows amazing detail, and I know I was incredibly impressed with the copy I made of my fiancé.

Rating: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Product of the Week: 7/20-7/26 ... A truly LIBERATING experience

I don't know of that many people who think about adding sex furniture to their sex lives, BUT they should! I have been wanting a Liberator for a very, very, long time and I was finally able to buy one this past weekend at Lover's Lane's 1/2 off sale. I just want to say that I had some of the best, most comfortable sex because of the Liberator, and I believe that every couple in the world should have one, because they would not be disappointed.

The Liberator: Ramp/Wedge Combo

A set of two wedges, the Liberator helps to position our bodies for maximum pleasure and the ultimate in fun! I chose the Black Label (there is also a Blue Label) because I decided I could experience the same pleasures as I would with the Blue Label, BUT I'd have the option of the Black Label's restraints for a completely different experience. Liberator gives you a book with about 100 positions in it, so that you can experience all Liberator can offer you. The position book was certainly helpful, but use your own imagination too... sex isn't truly fun unless you use your imagination a little bit.

Imagination is what lead my fiancé and myself to remove the black velvet covers. Underneath the black velvet covers are purple, satin-y covers...kinda slippery alone, BUT with massage oil... :) We had some of the most slippery sex and it was loads of fun (plus my skin felt super soft afterwards because I only use massage oils by Shunga or Kama Sutra)!!!

Check out this product, and for a full line of all that the Liberator company has to offer check out: http://www.liberator.com/ ... they have an INCREDIBLE line of sex furniture... the Esse will be our next purchase for sure! :)

CHRISTMAS IN JULY!!!

I got ahold of this and thought that you all might enjoy this information.... I mean how many times a year does a deal this great come along!?! As my friend Melanie said..."Half off toys are twice as nice as regular priced toys, PLUS they're double the pleasure, double the fun!" LOL I just love her!




This Saturday and Sunday at all Lover's Lane locations and at loverslane.com : EVERYTHING IS 50% OFF! That's right, NOTHING will be held back.

Halloween Costumes, Sensuous Lingerie, Novelties, Bachelorette, and more! No exceptions, No exclusions!

THE SALE IS ONLINE TOO... GO TO LOVERSLANE.COM TO SHOP!!!

USE SOURCE CODE: WEBCJ08 at checkout.

Now's the time to buy the Sex and the City vibrator, the Rabbit Pearl or a yummy edible massage kit like the Kama Sutra Gift Drum!!

Product(s) of the Week: 7/6-7/12...Things that make you go OOOOooooooo

I thought it might be a good idea this week to highlight some of my favorite items, the few little things that I cannot live without! All of these products are receiving a rating of 5 ♥'s... because they are truly ORGASMIC!

Shunga "Secret Garden" Female Enhancing Cream

I had been hearing about clitoral stimulating creams for several years before I decided to give one a try, and let me tell you of the few I have tried, "Secret Garden" is by far the best one yet!! "Secret Garden" provided an exhilarating, cooling/tingling sensation that took my orgasm to new heights.

Some of the highlights of this product are:

* Every woman receives a different experience from "Secret Garden", it cooled/tingled for me but it warms for others... it just depends on your body chemistry.

* Helps create lubrication

* Latex compatible and water-based

* Great for premenopausal and menopausal women

* Non-toxic

* $19.95 ... and worth every penny

Sex Rocks : The Oral Sex Candy

I bought these thinking they were like Pop Rocks (since Pop Rocks create an amazing feeling for your guy during oral sex) and when I got home I realized they were more like a breath mint. BUT, these aren't like any other breath mint, they are by far the STRONGEST mint I have ever had!! My fiancé loved it when I used these because it created a very cool and tingling sensation for him and the mint rolling around in my mouth gave him extra stimulation!! For $5.95 these are definitely one item that I have to keep in my "bag of tricks" at all times. :)

Head Candy

I arrived at my local Lover's Lane one evening and was looking around, and decided that I wanted to pick these Head Candy up as a joke for my fiancé (because like most women I tend to sometimes nick him with my teeth during oral sex). But what started off as a joke turned into a must have in our bedroom! The Head Candy consists of 4 mouthpieces (reminds me of the mouthgaurds I used to wear when I was in Karate as a child), so you get 2 uses out of them, they are a firm jelly candy that molds to your teeth to not only cover your teeth to avoid nicking your partner, but it also produces extra lubrication for a slippery oral sex experience! I was surprised that they actually tasted GREAT! Every couple months I pick up more because for $5.95, it makes oral sex more pleasurable for both me AND my fiancé.

And lastly.....

China Shrink Cream

A friend of mine recommended China Shrink Cream to me, telling me that her boyfriend loved the way it tightened her up, making sex more pleasurable for both him and her. I was a little leery because I didn't think that would really make me like a virgin again... but boy was I wrong! The China Shrink Cream tightened me up and boy was my fiancé surprised...it really was worth the $13.95. This tightening cream lasts for 24 hours and needs to be applied 10-15 minutes before sex... so you could put it on at lunch and then come home to your lover and STILL be tight! China Shrink Cream works great for women who have had children because it gives you that virgin feel all over again.

A few warnings about China Shrink Cream:

* Only use where directed.... DO NOT use on your face!!! It may tighten up your wrinkles around your eyes, but you won't be able to close them either!

* Only use a drop about the size of a dime and no bigger than a penny... too much will make you too tight and you won't be able to get anything in!

* Do not use if you are pregnant, if you have given birth within the last 2 months, or if you are on your period.

I hope you all enjoy these products as much as I do!