The Sex Swing

The Sex Swing

About 2 years ago I said to myself, "What could make sex more fun?" I had already tried all the latest and greatest vibrators, indulged in some of the most delicious edible massage products, and read some of the greatest "how-to" books available. "I know," I said, "how about having sex while suspended in the air!?!" Enter... The Sex Swing... It was one of the only products that I hadn't tried yet (at the time) and I was incredibly intrigued by what I could do with it.

Several people I had spoken with had informed me of what they used it for:

The first person was an older woman, and she purchased one because her current boyfriend (also older) was on an oxygen tank. She let me know that when they were having sex he would get out of breath from supporting his weight on his arms, so they got a sex swing. Now they can have sex WHILE he wears his oxygen tank and they don't have to worry about him passing out.

One couple I was talking with one day had picked one up right before the Superbowl. I thought it seemed a little odd to buy a sex swing for the Superbowl, but they said they were choosing to use it because then the could both enjoy the game and have a little "extra" fun too.

And so, I bought my sex swing... and let me tell you, I LOVE IT! It is just so much fun to experience an orgasm while swinging a few feet above the ground. Plus, the sex swing allows my fiancé to hit my g-spot at just the right angle and enjoy sex positions that can only be done while swinging through the air! :)

The sex swing is padded for comfort (which is great because I love to be comfortable during sex), holds up to 400 pounds (great for the full figure women out there), has adjustable harnesses, and comes full assembled with the hardware to install it in your home. The swing I purchased also has a positions guide so you have a brief idea of what to do with the swing... but my fiancé and I had plenty of fun using our own imaginations to come up with new and exciting positions.


It isn't a requirement, but I would suggest getting the sex swing stand as well. I felt much safer having the swing hooked up to the steel stand as opposed to having it hooked into a beam in our ceiling. The beam, although sturdy and safe, made us have to leave the hook in our ceiling (which was conveniently disguised as a hook for a hanging plant when the family would come to visit) and (because I'm paranoid) made me worry the ceiling would collapse (even though it wouldn't). Plus, the sex swing stand gave me a reason to dedicate a room in our house for our sex toys and what not.... maybe next we can install that stripper pole! :)

Even though the price is steep ( $129.95 for the swing and $169.95 for the stand) I give this product : ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Clone A Willy

Clone A Willy

Now our men have no reason to be jealous of our vibrators! I have no doubt that after that sentence all my readers have a big question mark on their faces.... so read on.....

A good friend of mine has a boyfriend who hates that she uses a vibrator while he's away on business because he feels like she's "cheating" on him (so to speak). So after having to hide her vibrators I told her she should just get a Clone A Willy. "A what!?! ," she said. "A Clone A Willy, it'll make an exact copy of you guy AND turn it into a vibrator. Now he won't think you're "cheating" on him anymore because your vibrator will be his penis!" She was still shocked, so we went up to Lover's Lane and picked one up (at a reasonable $39.95). And it looked AMAZING!!! And, the best part is that her boyfriend was more than happy to let her use it while he was away.

I also have several friends who are in the military, and they loved the idea of making a copy of their penises for their wives and girlfriends before leaving for Iraq this past year.... and their wives and girlfriends have been kept plenty happy while they have been overseas.

Here is how the Clone A Willy works:

The kit comes with:
*Specially timed molding powder
*Amazing liquid rubber
*Patented 'Liquid Skin'
*Stir stick
*Vibrator
*Molding tube
and
*Easy to follow directions

Step 1: Mix the molding powder with water
Step 2: Quickly (and I mean very quickly) mix and pour the mixture into the molding tube (the tube packaging the kit comes in).
Step 3: Have your partner insert his erect "willy"
Step 4: Wait for the mold to solidify (approximately 1 1/2-2 minutes) and then remove "willy"
Step 5: Pour the liquid rubber into the mold and place vibrator in the center of the rubber.
Step 6: Allow to solidify completely before removing the rubber copy.
Step 7: ENJOY!!!

This product shows amazing detail, and I know I was incredibly impressed with the copy I made of my fiancé.

Rating: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

A truly LIBERATING experience

I don't know of that many people who think about adding sex furniture to their sex lives, BUT they should! I have been wanting a Liberator for a very, very, long time and I was finally able to buy one this past weekend at Lover's Lane's 1/2 off sale. I just want to say that I had some of the best, most comfortable sex because of the Liberator, and I believe that every couple in the world should have one, because they would not be disappointed.

The Liberator: Ramp/Wedge Combo

A set of two wedges, the Liberator helps to position our bodies for maximum pleasure and the ultimate in fun! I chose the Black Label (there is also a Blue Label) because I decided I could experience the same pleasures as I would with the Blue Label, BUT I'd have the option of the Black Label's restraints for a completely different experience. Liberator gives you a book with about 100 positions in it, so that you can experience all Liberator can offer you. The position book was certainly helpful, but use your own imagination too... sex isn't truly fun unless you use your imagination a little bit.

Imagination is what lead my fiancé and myself to remove the black velvet covers. Underneath the black velvet covers are purple, satin-y covers...kinda slippery alone, BUT with massage oil... :) We had some of the most slippery sex and it was loads of fun (plus my skin felt super soft afterwards because I only use massage oils by Shunga or Kama Sutra)!!!

Check out this product, and for a full line of all that the Liberator company has to offer check out: http://www.liberator.com/ ... they have an INCREDIBLE line of sex furniture... the Esse will be our next purchase for sure! :)

CHRISTMAS IN JULY!!!

I got ahold of this and thought that you all might enjoy this information.... I mean how many times a year does a deal this great come along!?! As my friend Melanie said..."Half off toys are twice as nice as regular priced toys, PLUS they're double the pleasure, double the fun!" LOL I just love her!

This Saturday and Sunday at all Lover's Lane locations and at loverslane.com : EVERYTHING IS 50% OFF! That's right, NOTHING will be held back.

Halloween Costumes, Sensuous Lingerie, Novelties, Bachelorette, and more! No exceptions, No exclusions!

THE SALE IS ONLINE TOO... GO TO LOVERSLANE.COM TO SHOP!!!

USE SOURCE CODE: WEBCJ08 at checkout.

Now's the time to buy the Sex and the City vibrator, the Rabbit Pearl or a yummy edible massage kit like the Kama Sutra Gift Drum!!