Dr. Joel's Kaplan's Penis Pump

For the third installment of this series I want to focus on penis pumps. Many of the men who use these products either want to look and feel larger, and that's exactly what these products do.

There are many different penis pumps out on the market, however, as with many things in life... when it comes to penis pumps... you get what you pay for. And the best of the best is by Dr. Joel Kaplan. Here is a little background Dr. Kaplan and his amazing penis pump.


Dr. Joel Kaplan is a registered sex researcher and a certified sex therapist. He is known all over the world for his advanced knowledge of erection enhancement therapy. A Ph.D. in both clinical psychology and human sexuality, Dr. Kaplan first realized the advantages of a vacuum penis pump while working with HIV patients on AZT medication suffering from impotence. This discovery lead Dr. Kaplan to develop a vacuum pump that would help with both erection stiffness and size. The vacuum pump allows for men to gain anywhere from 1 to 3 inches in length and an extra 25% girth in their penises, and the vacuum pump also allows for improvements in penis size in just 6 weeks. This pump will help you to achieve your maximum potential, and if used once every ten days for twenty minutes, your results will be constant.

I have personally always been incredibly skeptical about penis, so it wasn't until I was working in a romantic/adult gift store during college that I realized that penis pumps really do work and are sometimes medically necessary. One day, when I was working, an elderly man came up to me with a prescription in his hand for Dr. Joel's Penis Pump. I couldn't believe that a doctor had actually written a prescription to a patient for a penis pump! The elderly man was kind enough to come back tell me that it worked wonders for him and that he and his wife were happy again. So in order to get a better understanding of how it worked I had my fiancé try it out. Not only did it make him noticably larger, but harder too. I'm not sure I've seen long-lasting results, BUT I do see the same if not better results every time we use Dr. Joel's Penis Pump.

All in all, I'd say that it is definitely worth the $99.95.

Rating: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Cock Rings

What man doesn't wish he was just a little bit larger down under? And what woman doesn't wish her man could be just a little bit thicker? Well, now every man can experience the joys of being a little bit longer and every woman can enjoy a slightly thicker penis with the help of the almighty COCK RING!! That's right, the cock ring. "What does it do?" you ask.... "Doesn't it hurt?" Well, the long and short of it is (no pun intended) that the cock ring restricts blood flow from the erect penis, causing the penis to swell and grow in both length and width. And to answer your second question, NO it doesn't hurt... if you use them properly.

Here are a few rules when it comes to using cock rings:
1) Use lubricant if your cock ring isn't very stretchy.... it well help the ring to slide on and off easier.
2) NEVER leave a cock ring on for more than 30 minutes at a time. You don't want to restrict the blood flow for too long.

Here are some of my favorite cock rings from the beginner to advanced, I promise you will not be disappointed.

The Cock Sweller

This basic ring has very little stretch, but works great with a little bit of lubricant. Slide it on once you are erect and see how hard and erect you'll become. Basic, yet effective! $8.95 Rating: ♥ ♥ ♥

Trojan Vibrating Ring

The Trojan Vibrating Ring is great if you want to help pleasure you and your partner. This inexpensive ($9.95) ring is disposable and lasts about 20 minutes... plus it comes with a condom! The vibrating rings provide stimulation to your partner's clitoris, increasing her pleasure and intensifying her orgasms.
Rating: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

And finally, last but not least:

The 4 Way Arouser Beaver

This all-in-one ring is more like a sleeve! It adds girth, length, and provides vibrating clitoral stimulation for your partner. Plus it's made from a Cyberskin material, so it feels natural to both you and her! It doesn't get any better than this. $28.95 Rating: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Male Masturbators

Ok, so men love sex right? Well guess what, men love to use sex toys too (whether they'll admit it or not is something else all together). Most men and women tend to focus their sex toy purchases around vibrators, clitoral stimulators (bullets), dildos, and more... all is great, but they are all toys focused more on the woman in the relationship. So what about the guys? Well there are lots products available that allow the men to experience a little extra pleasure in the bedroom, and I'm going to cover those products over the coming weeks. But first, let's cover the kind of toy a man can use on his own during masturbation..... Pocket Pussys!

There are so many different kinds of pocket pussys available to the average guy... ranging from small to large and realistic to generic shapes, every man can now enjoy some AMAZING alone time. Here are a few of my fiancé and his friends favorites:

For The Man On A Budget:

The Love Glove. This simple masturbator is just $9.95 but it sure gets the job done (plus it's made from a Cyberskin material so it feels like real skin!). One of my close friends went to Iraq last year and returned this past May (unharmed thank goodness) and he knew he was going to be incredibly lonely, so..... His wife and I went to our local Lover's Lane and picked up a few to send with him and his platoon. The Middle East doesn't allow pornography or realistic looking sex toys, so we thought this would be perfect... it wasn't a dirty shape, it wasn't suggestive, in fact if I didn't know what it was I'd have no clue to what it was actually used for. It worked great for him and the troops AND they didn't get in trouble for having them. :)

The Saturday Night Special. This was the first toy I invested ($24.95) in for my man, and it would've lasted a long time....had he actually taken care of it properly.... but I digress... The Saturday Night Special has a real skin feel to it, because it is made out of Cyberskin which needs a little extra TLC than your average sex toy (see below for care instructions). With a realistic looking pussy at one end and a "backdoor" entry on the other end, men can decide whether they feel like vaginal or anal sex that night!

For The Man Without A Budget:

Jenna's Vibrating Vagina & Ass. Do you love Jenna Jameson? Do you fantasize about her? Do you keep her on your "If I Ever Had A Chance To Have Sex With This Person I Would List"? Well now you can..... well not really, but this vibrating replica of Jenna is close enough to fulfill those fantasies. The Jenna replica is also made out of Cyberskin and includes: a vibrating bullet with 10 speeds and 5 functions, pubic hair, and realistic vagina and ass. Not only did she feel AMAZING (or so I was told by one of my most trusted guy friends), but if you spank her, her ass shakes! Now THAT in and of itself is worth $199.95.


How To Keep Your Cyberskin Toys Clean And Keep Them Lasting Longer:

*To wash your toy, wipe inside with antibacterial toy cleaner and gently rinse with warm water.
*Place on a paper towel to dry.
*Once COMPLETELY dry, place your toy in a bag of talc powder (if toy is small enough) or rub it down with talc powder both inside and outside (if toy is larger).
*Failing to follow these tips will make your Cyberskin toy sticky and the material will tear easily.

Tips For An Amazing Masturbation Session:

*Warm your lube up in hot water 15 minutes before you start (make sure the water is NOT boiling). The warmth will help to create a realistic experience while you're using your Jenna, Love Glove, or Saturday Night Special.
*If your toy doesn't come with a bullet, pick one up (click here for a variety)... the vibrating sensation will take you from 0 to 60 in no time at all.

All in all I give each of these toys a rating of : ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Are you thinking Halloween yet??

I know that it is still August, but the Halloween parties are 2 months away! I can't wait! I'm soooo excited about it this year, I couldn't believe all the sexy new costumes that are available. Here are a few of my favorites from a new website: halloweenlane.com Click on the costumes below to check out pricing, sizes, and availability.

The best thing about these sexy Halloween costumes is that you can use them for roleplay in the bedroom afterwards. Halloween Lane has just about everything, and yes that last costume is the J. Valentine Candy Girl costume that Tila Tequila wore during Shot At Love II ... :)

Happy Shopping Everyone!

The Sex Swing

The Sex Swing

About 2 years ago I said to myself, "What could make sex more fun?" I had already tried all the latest and greatest vibrators, indulged in some of the most delicious edible massage products, and read some of the greatest "how-to" books available. "I know," I said, "how about having sex while suspended in the air!?!" Enter... The Sex Swing... It was one of the only products that I hadn't tried yet (at the time) and I was incredibly intrigued by what I could do with it.

Several people I had spoken with had informed me of what they used it for:

The first person was an older woman, and she purchased one because her current boyfriend (also older) was on an oxygen tank. She let me know that when they were having sex he would get out of breath from supporting his weight on his arms, so they got a sex swing. Now they can have sex WHILE he wears his oxygen tank and they don't have to worry about him passing out.

One couple I was talking with one day had picked one up right before the Superbowl. I thought it seemed a little odd to buy a sex swing for the Superbowl, but they said they were choosing to use it because then the could both enjoy the game and have a little "extra" fun too.

And so, I bought my sex swing... and let me tell you, I LOVE IT! It is just so much fun to experience an orgasm while swinging a few feet above the ground. Plus, the sex swing allows my fiancé to hit my g-spot at just the right angle and enjoy sex positions that can only be done while swinging through the air! :)

The sex swing is padded for comfort (which is great because I love to be comfortable during sex), holds up to 400 pounds (great for the full figure women out there), has adjustable harnesses, and comes full assembled with the hardware to install it in your home. The swing I purchased also has a positions guide so you have a brief idea of what to do with the swing... but my fiancé and I had plenty of fun using our own imaginations to come up with new and exciting positions.


It isn't a requirement, but I would suggest getting the sex swing stand as well. I felt much safer having the swing hooked up to the steel stand as opposed to having it hooked into a beam in our ceiling. The beam, although sturdy and safe, made us have to leave the hook in our ceiling (which was conveniently disguised as a hook for a hanging plant when the family would come to visit) and (because I'm paranoid) made me worry the ceiling would collapse (even though it wouldn't). Plus, the sex swing stand gave me a reason to dedicate a room in our house for our sex toys and what not.... maybe next we can install that stripper pole! :)

Even though the price is steep ( $129.95 for the swing and $169.95 for the stand) I give this product : ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥