International Flirting Week

In honor of International Flirting Week, I thought I’d fill you in on the 10 best and the 10 worst pickup lines I’ve ever heard.

The Best of the Best
1. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
2. Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
3. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
4. My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
5. Did I see u somewhere? [No] Then I must have seen you in my dreams!
6. You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
7. You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So what's one more??
8. You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.
9. Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
10. Presents the person with a single rose and say: "I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are."


The Absolute Worst
1. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
2. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
3. Hello, are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
4. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
5. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
6. Wow! Are those real?
7. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
8. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
9. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
10. I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true? [No.] Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

The Sex Toy That WILL Change Your LIFE!!

I just want to start off this post saying that I am a BIG fan of trying out the latest and greatest in bedroom technologies… to me it’s like the famous Forrest Gump line, “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get!”

I had read about the We-Vibe for some time now… I bought one… but due to uncontrollable circumstances I hadn’t had a chance to use it until this past weekend. If I could sum up this latest and greatest product in one word it would be…absolutelyamazinglywonderful! Ok, I know that’s really three words put together to form an all-new word, but it really is that great! Here’s what the manufacturer has to say about the product:

(From the We-Vibe website)

Introducing the We-Vibe

The We-Vibe is a brand new adult lifestyle luxury product from Standard Innovation Corp.

Unique in design, this revolutionary product is the first ever toy that can be used while making love. The innovative design allows for both external and internal stimulation for women engaging in both solo and partner play.

The We-Vibe is hands free, strap free and wireless. Created from medical grade silicone, the We-Vibe is soft and conforms to the female shape, making it comfortable and easy to use.

Discreet in size, the We-Vibe is approximately 3.25 inches long and 1 inch wide, weighing only 60 grams (2 ounces) making it ideal for travel and it's waterproof!

It is also rechargeable and boasts powerful dual motors and offers dual vibe stimulation in all the right places for both the man and the woman!

Now that you have the basics, here is what I have to say about this absolutelyamazinglywonderful product:

My fiancé was incredibly curious when I told him we were going to be testing out the We-Vibe, as a guy who loves gadgets he was trying to figure out just how this was going to work since the We-Vibe goes inside of me… and I was trying to figure out if the vibrations were going to be strong enough (I like incredibly strong vibrators and bullets) since the We-Vibe seemed to be average in vibration strength. We made sure to lube up the We-Vibe since we use condoms (if you don’t use condoms still lube up to avoid friction), even though the We-Vibe company assured me in an e-mail that the toy would not cause the condom to break. Anyway, this toy was incredible! I am not ashamed to say that my fiancé and I had never orgasmed at the same time before, but with the We-Vibe… We Did! The vibrations were more than strong enough for me, stimulating my g-spot and clitoris perfectly while I got to enjoy sex at the same time! It was a million percent better than any cockring I have ever tried. My fiancé agreed, he couldn’t believe how much better the We-Vibe felt to him than a cockring… Plus, he liked that he didn’t have to be restricted by a cockring to enjoy the vibrations; which weren’t just around the base of his penis but now he could enjoy the stimulation along the whole shaft!

I don’t often say this about many products, because every person enjoys something different from their sex toys, BUT I am going to say this now… EVERYONE will enjoy this product, and MUST own one! The We-Vibe is 100% Lola Love approved…again and again and again…

Happy National Spouse's Day!!!

Valentine’s Day may be just around the corner, but today is just about appreciating your spouse. National Spouse’s Day is a fun holiday to show your partner in life that you love them and appreciate all they do for you… those amazing dinners she makes for you, the way she keeps your home clean, and what an amazing job she does raising your children…or how about how he has learned that holding you in his arms can sometimes make it all better, when he finds the energy to mow the lawn at the end of a hard day of work, or the way his eyes still light up when you walk into the room after all these years.

A great way to show your appreciation would be a romantic evening for just the two of you, ending in a sensual massage with edible massage products, and then….who knows? (I’ll leave that up to you). Kama Sutra and Shunga are two of the most well known products for sensual massage, and I happen to also think they are the very best! For those who ever never used products by these companies, all of their products taste amazing…there is no after-taste, and the oils don’t stain. There are a few basic products that I use when it comes to massages in the bedroom AND everyday use.

The Massage Oil
Oils by both companies contain Vitamin E, which is great for the skin. I use my favorite oil everyday when I get out of the shower to keep my skin soft and supple. You can place this oil in the microwave (with the cap off) for 10-15 seconds if you’d like a warm, deep tissue massage. Add a cap-full to a hot bath for a little aromatherapy and smooth skin. I’ve even used a little bit on facial tissue to remove stubborn makeup!

The Honey Dust
Both companies include a feather tickler with their Honey Dust for easy and sensual application. Dust this over your lover after you give them a massage to soak up any excess oil on the body, and create a delicious taste for kissing. I found you can also sprinkle some of the dust in the sheets to help them feel silky. Dust a little over perfume so when he goes to kiss your neck he finds a sweet surprise (my fiancé LOVES this trick).

The Massage Cream
So smooth, so delicious… This massage cream can be used daily for soft, supple skin, and if you put it in the fridge it works great on comforting sunburns, diminishing bags under the eyes, and a cool massage on a hot summers eve. (I realize it’s winter, I guess since I live in Michigan it’s a little wishful thinking.)


The Warming Oil
This oil heats up with friction and warm breath. I found it is a little too thick to use for an actual massage, so instead I use it for a little foreplay game. I like to call it Kiss and Go Seek. I have my fiancé close his eyes and I put the warming oil on all of my sensitive areas, then I make him kiss me (the warm breath) and touch me all over to find where my “hot” spots are. It’s a little tease for both of us AND it can help your partner learn where your favorite non-obvious pleasure zones are!

The Desensitizing Gel
I like to call this my little helper… not only does it prolong my guy (rub it along the underside of his shaft to delay ejaculation), but it gets rid of my gag reflex, AND it can be used to numb the clitoral area if I’m just a little to sensitive after orgasm! Others I know have also used this for anal as well, they say it works much better than Anal Eaze. I also found that I can use for everyday things too: numbing a sore throat or an aching tooth, I rub a little on my eyebrows before plucking them so it doesn’t hurt as much, and I’ve even used it on my nieces’ gums when she was teething!

Here are a few product combinations I have tried, that taste delicious!

Grape Warming Oil + Chocolate Body Paint = Grape Tootsie Pop
Strawberry Warming Oil + Chocolate Body Paint = Chocolate Covered Strawberries
Original Warming Oil + Chocolate Body Paint = Black Licorice
Cherry Warming Oil + Chocolate Body Paint = Chocolate Covered Cherries
Vanilla Massage Lotion + Chocolate Body Paint = Chocolate Cake
Vanilla Warming Oil + Chocolate Body Paint = Chocolate Vanilla Latte
Raspberry Warming Oil + Raspberry Honey Dust = Swedish Fish Candy
Grape Warming Oil + Libido (Exotic Fruit) Massage Oil = Watermelon
Grape Warming Oil + Raspberry Honey Dust = Grape Kool-Aid
Vanilla Massage Lotion + Vanilla Warming Oil = Vanilla Cake with Vanilla Frosting
Libido (Exotic Fruit) Massage Oil + Raspberry Honey Dust = Sweet Tarts

So splurge a little bit before Valentine’s Day! I promise you won’t be disappointed, and you’ll have an incredibly delicious evening…by turning your partner into dessert.

All of these products are available at loverslane.com