International Flirting Week

In honor of International Flirting Week, I thought I’d fill you in on the 10 best and the 10 worst pickup lines I’ve ever heard.

The Best of the Best
1. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
2. Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
3. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
4. My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
5. Did I see u somewhere? [No] Then I must have seen you in my dreams!
6. You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
7. You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So what's one more??
8. You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.
9. Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
10. Presents the person with a single rose and say: "I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are."



The Absolute Worst
1. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
2. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
3. Hello, are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
4. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
5. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
6. Wow! Are those real?
7. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
8. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
9. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
10. I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true? [No.] Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!