Thursday, May 20, 2010

Let's Get It On!

Something funny about Jane Seddon, the author of Daily Sex- 365 positions and activities for a great year of sex; if she has a facebook she is pretty good looking!  Since I happen to have a copy of her book on my desk, she wins the honor of author and possible inventor of our sex position of the week! Jane must have been so busy coming up with a year's worth of sex positions, she forgot to hire an illustrator, and instead pawned her erotic artwork off on the public in the pages of her book. Luckily, it is still easy to make out what is going on in the picture above...kind of.

If you are a snobby sex know it all, and you look at the above picture and say, "so what, that's just a couple in the 69 position," you are soooo wrong!

 smarty pants

Though the guy's junk is dangling above the womans face (cleverly hidden in the illustration by an extra large nipple), there is no bj action going on in this position! NO!
"mouth closed please"


Jane suggests that the "Ladies, enjoy the view as your lover is straddled over you." She does mention some butt play, including a little stroke and tickle of the anus, with the finishing touch being to "grasp his penis and masturbate him after he has finished pleasing you."  Jane doesn't talk about how long that may be, since the female in this position is also getting no tongue lovin'.  The guy is supposed to prop himself up with one arm, while using his hand to manually stimluate the woman, and again, Jane highlights the angle and view that you get while using this type of stimulation. Ms. Seddon is very visual.

Guys, I guess this position is for the woman in your life who still doesn't want to give you head, but has warmed to the idea of the handy.
 yes, those girls do exist

Since most women are not built for, and/or do not have the stamina for an upside down handy, you are already in the right position to move it on over to 69!  Just give it time...good luck!

(girl image from freedigitalphotos.net, hot dog from growabrian.typepad.com, sad guy from mysweetluck.blogspot.com)

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

try this position with a flavored lube or ice cubes! its cool!