Thursday, May 13, 2010

Position Available: Bodies Needed!

Looking for work is sometimes called "fulfilling a position", where you get to show up, hang out for the day, and dream up some sexy "positions" to get into once you get home. Sometimes you actually are expected to work at work, instead of imagine how awesome it would be to get naked, so let me get the creative juices flowing and your mind off the mundane with the latest sex position of the week!


Incorrect way to do CPR

This weeks position comes from the book Daily Sex by Jane Seddon.  Though the book's illustrations seem to be drawn on bar napkins while Jane was sipping long islands doing research for this book, and some of the text might seem like she had to be drunk, it definitely lets you and your partner explore plenty of different ways to have great sex!  The position above is named 'nuts and bolts', creatively coined because in this position the man's "nuts are accesible and his bolt is upright." Talk dirty to me Jane!  Ladies, the bonus of this position is while you have your legs straight out in front of you, you can make penetration both "very tight and snug". Again, Jane gets a little redundant in her writing, but she wants you to really feel the difference :)

Guys, besides the obvious bonus of relaxing while your lady goes to town on your "bolt", she also gets to play around with your nuts!  If you're new to getting some ball action while having sex, this may be uncomfortable, or may be incredibly arousing. *Ladies- be sure to ask your guy while you are working the nuts! Believe it or not they are just as sensitive as they are portrayed in movies and TV!*

Never a fun time.

If you cant wait til next week for another sexy position, you can always order up the book Daily Sex by Jane Seddon through Lover's Lane, and let me know which one is your favorite. (photo of ball kick courtesy of www.deathvalleymag.com)

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

getting kicked in the balls is no fun