Hammer Time!

Jane Seddon loves euphemisms! And she loves sex! So naturally these two things work out well in her book, Daily Sex. This week Jane gets a bit shy and never mentions penis, vagina, or any other sexual word, instead, she puts on her hard hat and gets ready for a pounding!

In this position, ladies get to "lay the hammer down".  Guys, again you get to lounge and enjoy the view, while your lady lover faces away from you and sits up on you and the bed. To get started, the woman is to "place your hand around his nail to keep the head in place while you lower your hammer down his shaft."

if it looks like this, you are doing it wrong!

I have heard plenty of slang for vagina before, but never has anyone been so creative and ahead of her time as the one and only Jane Seddon! Im falling in love with her and her kinky hammer.  Either way, please do not bring any real hammers into this, or there could be obvious problems.

again...wrong hammer

Ladies, if you lean your upper body forward in this position, it will ensure that the nail will have a nice tight fit. "Keep pounding your hammer up and down the shaft of his nail until both of you orgasm."

Jane finishes this entry off with a question, "would you rather get hammered or nailed?" I still believe that coming up with these positions, Jane was getting hammered.

time for another book!

As always, if you want to enjoy more than one wacky position a week, pick up Jane's book, it really is fun. It even comes with a month and day next to each picture, so you no longer have to use your imagination, just refer to the right page and get to sexin!

(guy pic from denniscooper-theweaklings.blogspot.com, mc hammer from sufferthegringo.wordpress.com)