Is it time for a new toy?

Around a month ago, scientists found a stone object that they immediately decided was used as a sex toy, based on its shape.  They also said that this "toy" was used to start fires as well, so basically science sometimes makes educated guesses, and other times, I think they just revert back to thinking everything is/was/could have been a sex toy.

dong potato from the early farming era

So the question at hand is, how long is too long to keep some of those ancient toys that you have hidden around your bedroom like penis shaped easter eggs. With some care, most toys that are made of quality products will last a while, with internal problems like the motor being the reason it goes to the dumpster (please recycle your toys! here is just one of a handful of places that will be happy to help)

so many toys...

proper care and cleaning of your toys will also make them last quite a bit longer, but sometimes thats easier said than done, especially after coming home from the bar, alone, horny, and hoping you have fresh batteries to get your buzz on before you pass out.

lonely tears will cause corrosion

Now could also be the perfect time to realize that you might want to add to your arsenal with some of Lover's Lane finest selection of sex toys! There are plenty of different styles, in plenty of different price ranges that are perfect for everyone. Take a look and have fun in the bedroom!

 variety, the spice of life!

(penis potato from yesterdaytodayphoto.com, 1000 toys from flickr.com/photos/krazydad, batteries from language.iastate.edu, dildo rack from jahjahsphinx.blogspot.com)