A Sex Position Don't!

So my other co-worker that write for this blog is rather witty.  He gives you good sex positions to try and other classic humor to pass the time.  But when I read his post yesterday about the "socket" position....It made me want to go home and try it.  Don't tell him that though.  When I try it out, I'll make sure that I do a follow-up post and share my results with you.  But in the mean time, let's take a step back and talk about a position that you shouldn't try.

 

"When she raises both of her legs, and places them on her lover's shoulders, it is called the 'yawning position.'" - Vatsyayana

 

The Yawning Position offers the deepest penetration possible in traditional intercourse, essentially turning your penis into one of those armor piercing bullets from Lethal Weapon 3.

woah he's in there...really in there...

Why it's Dangerous:
Believe it or not, the Kama Sutra was written for men with even smaller penises than what women have to settle for today. Back then, a good size dong was about four-inches, whereas today, the average guy maxes out at about six and a half. The average vaginal depth is around five-inches, give or take, so you can do the math. Being positioned for the deepest possible penetration isn't doing men or women any favors unless he's attempting to drill her uterus for oil.
The most common injury is tearing the vaginal wall, but if the guy goes in too far he could end up knocking so hard on the girl's cervix that it ruptures. Basically, if you don't stay in constant communication with each other while attempting this position, you're basically flying blind while performing very delicate surgery with a mallet.

So be cautious...and happy humping :)