Look what is top news! Steven Seagal has a sex toy lawsuit!
does that thing vibrate?
Being a responsible blogger, I decided to read past the headline to get the whole story when I found out it wasn't so much a toy as it was a HUMAN Sex Toy!
A hot human sex toy too! Go Steve! Apparently though, she wasn't too happy about these work demands, and claims Mr. Seagal wanted her "available for sex 24 hours a day." Knowing that the only thing more voracious than Steven's appetite for tasty barbecue is his appetite for round the clock lovin', this was more than Kayden Nguyen bargained for.
he's about to have sex with and eat that panda!
But, like most great stories, this too was just a fairy tale, at least according to the L.A. Court System, who threw the case out on July 13th.
Now if only Steve had a way to curb those sexual urges...say with some toys that couldn't put together a lawsuit on their own...if only he had checked out the selection at Lover's Lane! then all he would have needed was some lube and some time away from his reality TV show to take care of himself! The toy selection is huge and even has a section specifically for washed up action heros- Boy Toys
Have a favorite guy toy? tell us what it is and why in comments below.
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