Put in work around the house

Guys in general hate doing things. But you involve women, and the chance of sex, suddenly we do all kinds of stuff that suuuuucks!

like dishes!

Being a handyman around the house is allegedly a good thing from a woman's perspective, they admire a guy's ability to solve problems around the house and congratulate you like you won the super bowl when you fix things like squeaky door hinges ( or at least they should.)

no more noisy doors!!

So what, you may be asking, does all of this have to do with sex?  Basically, everything.  But to be honest, it was the only tie in I could think of for the under the sink sex position




Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.

Again, the guy is going to work, and again, the reward will be sex, but if you are under the sink, sex is pretty much guaranteed, not so if you mow the lawn...

if you notice, both are breathing at the same time in the pic above, but I dont think thats part of the position, you can breathe at your own rate. All you need is your girl to stand above you while you rest on your back on a bed or whatever happens to be the right height for her  to straddle your face! then get to work guy! Let her do all the rocking and leaning, to make sure it feels just right,while you work  your tongue, but dont let her sit on your head, as this may cause neck strain and uncomfortability. Once you become pro, you can switch it up to all kinds of different positions!!!!!    And apparently, there is quite a love for having your face be a seat for women. Enjoy!


                                                  (courtesy of facesitting-queening.com)

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