Oral Skills: How to blow his horn!

While I have heard a few complaints from men about women who don't seem to know what they're doing down there, guys are generally happy to have a tongue and a set of lips doing just about anything with their privates. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t a few proprieties that shouldn’t be honored when it comes to the art of fellatio.

Before your get started, there is the question of oral hygiene. In other words, what do you do if you get down there and he smells like an old sock? Pinching your nose and saying, “Eeeew, gross, what is that stench, don’t you ever bath, boy!?” is probably not going to win you any favors. But gagging is enough of an oral sex hazard that you don’t need to endure it if he smells like an old gym bag. Hey, people sweat and things can get funky down there. We gals aren’t exactly always daisy fresh either. But it’s nothing a little soap and water can’t fix. Tell him you want to get really wet, and seductively drag him down the hall into the shower. If he gets suspicious, no need to be coy about it. Tell him you how much you really want to go down on him, and no offense, but you’ll enjoy it much more if he’s squeaky clean. He’ll appreciate your honesty and the fact that you’re taking charge. Or he’ll just go with it because he’s getting a blow job out of the deal.

Now that he smells good enough to eat, settle in and enjoy:

•    Move in slowly. Sudden movements just may frighten the poor little, I mean, the poor thing.
•    You’re not bobbing for apples. Change it up. Think about what you like when it comes to oral sex: a little pressure, lots of slow, long licks and plenty of teasing. Get your hands, lips, tongue and mouth in on the action.
•    Look like you’re enjoying yourself. Make eye contact while you're down there. Give him a wink and a smile that says, "I'm havin' fun, howzabout you, baby?"
•    Don't neglect the surrounding areas: balls, bum cheeks, thighs, tummy, hips -- be careful, some guys are ticklish.
•    Contrary to popular belief, teeth aren't always a bad thing. No need to leave teeth marks, but a gentle scrape or a light nibble can add pressure and feel good.
•    Know when to focus. When things get intense, and he’s about too come, stick to what you’re doing.
•    If you're not sure he likes what you’re doing, you’re allowed to ask.
•    Have fun. Despite its common name, it shouldn't feel like a job (oh, and you probably shouldn’t blow either).

However, if you are doing a good job, no doubt once things are clipping along, you’ll soon realize he’s about to blow. You’ve only got a split second to make the decision -- spit or swallow. You weigh the pros and cons. Swallowing is tidy. It makes him feel special. It’s also kinda gross, and, if you have cuts in your mouth or you’ve just brushed your teeth, it can be dangerous.

Given this is a bit of a personal choice, there are no hard, fast rules here. However, if you absolutely refuse to swallow, at least be nice about it. Don’t spit it out and sprint to the bathroom to gargle. A woman I know shared a trick she uses that allows her to get away with not swallowing while still turning him on. She lets him cum in her mouth and slowly lets it trickle out the side of her mouth. Sexy for him, no swallowing involved for you. And of course, there are always sexy places for the stuff to land if he’s a ‘let it fly’ type of guy.
It can be hot to kiss after oral sex, though, apparently, not all guys agree with me. If he is screwing up his face like he’s just sucked a lemon as you’re about to plant a big wet one on him post blow job, chances are he’s not so into sharing. If you’re unsure, you can always give your mouth a wipe on the sheets on the way up. Enjoy!

By Josey Vogels