Evolve your Self-Love Life with Evolved Novelties

Evolve your Self-Love Life with Evolved Novelties

Evolved Novelties is the thinker's sex toy brand. This innovative, sex-techy collection focuses on the latest in pleasure mechanics and designs that work for all bodies, regardless of gender or sexual identity.

Always on the cutting edge, Evolved is a staple in the sex toy world, and these folks know their stuff when it comes to climaxes. We can say with confidence that Evolved vibrators, strokers and anal toys are never, ever boring and forever pushing the limits of orgasmic engineering.

If you'll accept nothing less than a pleasure device that consistently exceeds expectations, or you're a sex toy veteran in need of your next thrill, you've got to have a go with one of our favorite works of self-love robotics from Evolved Novelties.

Bendable Sucker Double Ended Vibrator with Sucking Action

Can you say that sex toy title three times fast? At first glance, this bendy, dual-action oral sex simulator looks as confusing as it sounds. The Evolved Novelties Bendable Sucker, however, did not come to mess around.

New tech always looks a bit strange, but the crazy shape of the Bendable Sucker allows this ultra-innovative toy to apply oral action to the clitoris while stimulating the anal or vaginal area however you please.

The Bendable Sucker's insertable end vibrates with 8 delicious speeds and flexes to touch your labia, or penetrate as shallow or as deep as you like. Press the Bendable Sucker's mouth over your clit and click through 5 functions of suction in tandem with the vibrations.

The Show Stopper Rechargeable Silicone Thrusting Vibrator

Over 70 thrilling combinations of pleasure? Bring it on! The Show Stopper insists on living up to its name with thrusting and vibrating options beyond your wildest dreams.

The ultimate in dual stimulation and blended orgasms, The Show Stopper promises two powerful motors that hit your hottest spots, the G-spot and clitoris, in harmony. The shaft promises thrusts up to half an inch deep and twirling action, which is enough of a sales pitch in itself. The clitoral teaser boasts 10different vibration functions, while the shaft offers 3 thrusting and spinning speeds.

We think you might need a sandwich and a cigarette after a round with this baddie!

Bumpy Ride Vibrator and Flexi Wand Vibrator by Evolved Gender X

Remember when we donned Evolved Novelties with the well-earned title of sex-tech for all genders? We weren't just trying to sell you up the river.

Evolved Novelties' latest collection, Gender X, gives a big middle finger to gender stereotyped sex toys. The whole line is a queer customer's dream, but we particularly love the Bumpy Ride Vibrator and Flexi Wand Vibrator.

These two vibes are similarly bendable with bulbous tips and 9 speeds of vibration. Coated in flexible silicone, they're both rechargeable and emphasize form and function over gender suggestion.

On The Spot Bullet

You can't beat a basic bullet vibrator, especially when its base pulses in rainbow colored LEDs as you switch functions.

The On The Spot Bullet is a slim, silicone-coated vibrator that's made for in-the-moment moves. On The Spot might be small, but it's got 7 functions to work you into a frenzy that far outweighs its size.

As you level up in speed, On The Spot's base changes colors to light up the night.

Creamsicle Wearable Remote Anal Vibe

Butt plugs should always check at least two boxes: comfort and safety. The Creamsicle Wearable Remote Anal Vibe passes those bare minimum requirements with spades while prioritizing pleasure for even the newest of beginners.

The appropriately named, bright orange Creamsicle butt plug vibe is just firm enough to slip easily into your bum and just soft enough to feel all cushy-good once its inside. Creamsicle's extra wide base is designed for long wear and ultimate comfort, especially if you dig donning a butt plug during intercourse.

Hand Creamsicle's remote over to a partner and let them tease you with the toy's 6 speeds and 2 patterns. Like all anal toys, make sure you use some lube with this one, but because it's silicone, stick with a water-based lubricant.