Sexual Zodiac: September 2020
It's your Birthday month, Virgo, and you're honestly kind of ready to be the center of attention for a minute. Your year has been tougher than most because of ALL the Mercury Retrogrades, which you are more sensitive to than most. You're starting to just roll with the punches, though, and you're craving the comfort and loyalty of a romantic partner you can really let your guard down with. Relax as we celebrate glorious YOU! Read on to see what the stars have in store for the love lives of Virgo and all the other signs! It's going to be a steamy September!
Spotlight: Born between August 23rd and September 22nd, "The Virgin" (by sign only, not literally ;) ) Virgo is an Earth Sign along with Taurus & Capricorn, so they are solid, reliable, practical, and stoic. If you're looking for stability, look no further than a Virgo. Virgos have high standards and never settle, so if you're paired with one, they genuinely want to be with you...but you might have to put in a little extra work to keep reminding them that you're worthy of their affection. This sign is ruled by the planet Mercury, just like Gemini, making this a remarkably good pairing despite some MAJOR differences. Virgos are often perfectionists, and can come across as judgmental and critical. This is sometimes focused on others, but they turn their harshest judgments on themselves, so remember to be extra kind to them, as their inner critic is often not kind to them at all. That being said, Virgos are thoughtful and helpful, love to dress up and show off (under a thin layer of modesty), and will make a dreamy life partner if you're lucky enough to pair with one.
With the sun in your sign this month, Virgo, you are simply radiating beauty and charm. Embrace it, and don't get weirded out when people pay you compliments...we promise you're worth it. Everything is illuminated in your love life right now, too. If you're single and looking, this means having a really clear view of things, and knowing what is important enough to keep, and what no longer serves you. If you're in a relationship, it's triggering you to make a "relationship to-do list" of concerns to address. Start with the most important and work your way down, but don't take it too seriously, and make sure your partner is on your "to-do" list as well...often! You can make yourself feel stunning in a "virginal" but seductive coral babydoll and slip between the sheets for lots of quiet nights in with your beloved. It's also time to treat yourself to a new toy to help bring you frequent nights of pleasure. Apply your excellent taste and high standards and choose a unique luxury toy with endless possibilities, like the Lora Dicarlo Osé for her, or the Manta Men's Vibrator for him. Just enjoy this month, whether that looks like romantic nights in with your partner, or treating yourself to excellent self-love. You deserve it!
Libra: September 23 - October 22
September is self-improvement month, and if you've had any health goals in the back of your mind, this is a good month to really go for them, Libra. Make some lifestyle changes, start a new exercise program from home with a friend, and go after it! Just make sure you're smashing those goals to genuinely improve YOUR well-being, not just trying to look better to attract a new mate. If you're partnered, plan on having a romantic and steady month together. It's time to work on your mutual "adulting" goals as a couple, but also focus on each other. Keep things fun & fresh in the bedroom with an interchangeable sex toy set like the Frederick's Rechargeable Bullet Vibe Set; perfect for beginners and experienced toy users alike, this set gives you options for new ways to play solo or as a couple. A romantic sensual massage will lead to more and make for a delicious night in with your lover, and you'll be prepared for it all with the Sweet Kisses Love Kit. You'll be glowing all month from the warmth & love you're receiving at home; just make sure not to kiss & tell beyond your circle of your closest friends.
Scorpio: October 23 - November 22
The Venus-Pluto opposition on August 30th is sending you careening into this month feeling tense and uneasy. You may feel suspicious, jealous, and a host of other less-than-fun emotions. Chances are, no one is truly out to get you, but if there are ANY real trust issues in your relationships, it's time to get to the bottom of them. Being on guard all the time will wear you down fast, so just talk to your lover and communicate through your issues. BDSM and fetish play can actually be a great way to build trust and strengthen bonds. Set your safe word and enjoy some warm and sensual wax play with Fire Sticks candles, or take turns tying each other up with some Naughty Knots and the Scandal BDSM rope. You'll be repairing your relationship and having kinky fun at the same time. Who says bonding can't involve bondage?
Sagittarius: November 22 - December 21
If you're single & seeking, it might be best to keep your options open right now. You're feeling stressed, disheartened, and not ready to commit to anything just yet. No need to curse the universe; just enjoy some time to yourself with an uplifting new toy like the Santa Monica Starlet from CalExotics, or the Lover's Lane private label EnhanceMENts stroker. Even if you've been happily partnered for a long time, you might find yourself questioning everything, including your relationship. Things like destiny, love at first sight, and the concept of soulmates might feel very foreign to you right now, but that doesn't mean you're not meant to be with your sweetie for the long haul; just take some time to evaluate and improve, if necessary. As long as you keep the romance alive, your love life will have some serious sizzle in September. Set the stage for a romantic evening with the Bodywand Bed of Roses Set, and all of your questioning will be laid to rest. You really do love each other!
Capricorn: December 22 - January 20
The sun in Virgo is bringing out your responsible, practical side. Love & logic are good bedfellows, but your head is leading the way more than your heart this month. You know relationships take work and you're willing to put it in; just make sure not to take yourselves too seriously. Make a game out of making your partner orgasm in fun new ways with Orgasmixxx. There's no need to rush toward the finish line in life or love, so take your time in the bedroom and devote plenty of attention to foreplay and massage with Slow Sex products. We know you're usually all work and no play, but try to remember that sometimes in love, the journey is the destination.
Aquarius: January 21 - February 19
You've been putting in the work in life and love, and you can feel that it's starting to pay off. Your relationship will move along steadily, but your communication is getting a little less flirty and a little more predictable. Focus your energy this month on bringing back the magic with some tips from the performing arts! Putting on something unique and sparkly will make you feel unstoppably beautiful and ready for anything (you too, gents). Set the stage for romance with the rose petals, candle, and pheromone perfume included in the Eye of Love Morning Glow Gift Set. You and your lover will sing in perfect harmony with the We-Vibe Chorus couples toy, but don't worry if you're a solo artist...it's just as much fun by yourself! Perform from the heart, don't shy away from saying what's on your mind, and things will always work out in your favor.
Pisces: February 20 - March 20
You're on a romantic quest of sorts, and the ultimate prize you're after is a lifetime of happiness. If you feel like you're on the right path, keep going. Plenty of Tenderness & Passion await if you're not afraid to communicate with your partner and take risks, even if they feel uncomfortable at first. Single and seeking? Take the side quests! Boost your confidence and powers of attraction and head out with your party. Planning things ahead feels good, but a spontaneous encounter could lead to all sorts of great things. Coupled? Get creative and find a surprising new way to tease your lover with a panty vibe like the We-Vibe Moxie. Are you brave enough to use it in public? Just remember on your quest to not get too hung up on little details. You may find yourself mentally nit-picking every text and conversation with your partner, but don't overdo it; there really is nothing to worry about.
Aries: March 21 - April 20
As the sun enters practical, earthy Virgo, you're headed into the month feeling responsible and grounded. This is a good month plan for the future, and to tackle projects together, especially if tempers usually flare too much for peaceful cooperation. Maybe you should shop for or build a sturdy new bed so you can try out a little BDSM with the Scandal Bed Restraints. No one said feeling settled had to be boring! The Fascinator Throe from Liberator will keep your new bed clean even in the amidst the messiest play. If you're not partnered but have a potential mate in mind, it's a good time to help them with projects, too. Then treat yourself to a gift of comforting self-love, like a Soft & Wet Stroker (your very own portable WAP!) or the warming iVibe Select Wand Massager. You've earned it!
Taurus: April 21 - May 21
You're feeling conflicted this month about doing things the way you've always done them, or switching things up a little. The struggle is real, we feel you, but the key comes with trying something new. Especially if things haven't always been working out the greatest for you in your love life, don't be afraid to get creative and flirty. Maybe you've always been curious about trying pegging with strap-ons...this is a great time to try it! Your partner will see it as brave that you're able to be so open and honest with them. Butt stuff would be another fun new thing to try (if you didn't get to during Anal August!). Start with a nice small but mighty vibrating toy like the Sensuelle Mini Plug to put your orgasms through the roof. With an open mind (or a dirty mind) and a willingness to try new things, you'll get through any punches your love life tries to throw at you this month.
Gemini: May 22 - June 20
Positive changes are on the horizon for you, twins, but you've gotta do a little work to get there. We know it's hard for you to focus your personalities on one thing, but your love life does need extra attention, so you may have to cut some junk that's no longer serving you. If you can do that, you're in for a super-romantic, passionate month where you'll have an easier- than-normal time communicating through body language. A sexy bodystocking like Pure Seduction will highlight every inch and every intention for your lover, and they'll swoon for sure. Keep it slick and sweet with Intimate Earth Naughty Nectarines flavored glide, perfect for steamy all-night sessions where you go from oral to sex. A switchable sex toy set like the Switch by Shots will give you a way to play for every mood, and fun bonuses for sensual couples play. Let your body do the talking, focus on what's important, and you'll have an amazingly romantic month.
Cancer: June 21 - July 22
The sun in hardworking but critical Virgo makes this a great time to accomplish tasks on your own or with a partner. Your attention to detail is high, and you'll work well together, but you might wind up secretly seething about every little thing they do. Just make sure if you have any criticism to offer, that it's constructive. If you're not partnered, make sure you're not scaring off any potential mates by holding them to impossibly high standards or being hyper-critical. Be nice, and your followers will easily warm to you. Take the edge off with an intimate massage from the Dazzle Wand Vibrator and you'll bring back the magic in no time. Spend less time focusing on what your lover is doing wrong, and praise them for everything they're doing right, and you'll have a productive, sexy, and cuddly month.
Leo: July 23 - August 22
You're heading into September with a renewed spirit and zest for life, and that includes positive new outlooks in the love and romance departments. Even if you've been coupled for awhile, you two will feel extra connected and the energy will be as exciting as it was when you first started dating! Keep it sparkling with an evening in bed trying all the fun new products in the Geisha's Secrets Sparkling Strawberry Wine love kit. Add some actual strawberries (with chocolate?) and sparking wine for an extra-romantic twist. If you're single, you'll have no problem entertaining yourself with a blinged-out rabbit or a high-tech stroker while you wait for the stars to align for you. Your future love life is bright!
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