Romantic Gifts to Cross off your XXXmas List
If you've got time to browse sex toy blogs this close to Christmas, we hope you're just relaxing and have already completed your shopping before the last-minute gift dash began. But in all likelihood, you're panicking right now because you're one of those said last-minute folks who's dashing through the snow to find the perfect present for your partner.
After another Covid-tainted year of stress and unpredictability, we totally feel you, and that's why Lover's Lane is here to help ease those shopping rush pains.
Your partner (or friend-with-benefits, or long-distance lover, or even your BFF) deserves something thoughtful that cleverly disguises your last-minute-ness. Buy them a sex toy or a similarly sensual accessory and they'll never guess just how long you waited to pick up their present. (And when their gift is that orgasmically good, we doubt they'll care anyhow.)
If your closet is still empty of hidden, wrapped treasures, let our Christmas gift guide get you shopping in the right direction, and fast!
For the Vanilla Traditionalist (Who Still Craves Amazing Sex)
Is the love of your life (or just your current lover) not so keen on kink or taboo-style sex? No problem! Couples games keep the orgasms coming while adding a little spice in just the right amount.
Take things up a notch with something a bit more daring, like Sexy Boudoir Promises, Oral Fun Game, or Secret Vii Game. A gift that gets you playing together will set the mood for romance. Plus, no matter who "wins" the game, you'll both have a great time!
For the Kinky Fashionista
Gorgeous, luxury bondage gear knows no bounds or genders. If your partner adores getting fit to be tied in the bedroom, dungeon or kink club, show them you know your BDSM fashion with the new Halo collection by Ouch.
Ouch bondage gear is gender-neutral and looks fabulous on all figures. Gift the whole Halo line with the Ouch Halo Wrist or Ankle Cuffs, Ouch Halo Collar With Leash, Ouch Halo Thigh Cuffs and Ouch Halo Breathable Ball Gag.
For the Tech Geek, Smart Phone Addict or Long-Distance Traveler
Need a toy that plays just as well together as apart, or something to satisfy your favorite smart phone swiper or tech trend setter?
The We-Vibe Date Night Set features the Pivot Rechargeable C-Ring For Couples and the Nova dual-stimulation vibrator in one convenient, giftable package. Both vibrators connect to We-Vibe's smart phone app so you and a partner can play in the same room or across the globe. A tiny toy like the Moxie Panty Vibrator can even be used on the down-low in public if you're feeling frisky AND brave!
Use your smart phones to click and swipe through each toy's speed and function settings to keep your lover on their toes.
For the Sex Toy Aficionado
If your partner already owns a whole bedroom's worth of pleasure products, you'll need something unique and versatile to really wow them.
The Sway Dual Vibration Warming Massager is a luxury vibe that does it all and more. Sway is a winning choice for all genders and insertion into all sexual parts. Sway is a dual-ended vibrator with motors on each end, offering seven intensity settings and three vibration patterns. This ergonomic, multi-purpose vibrator can be used to stimulate the G-spot, clitoris, P-Spot or perineum. And the best part? It warms up at the press of a button!
The Snail Vibe is another brand-new, dual-stim vibrator that even the most on-trend of sex toy experts won't have in their collection yet. Snail Vibe features a clitoral arm that actually rolls back and forth during penetration, maintaining full contact with the clitoris no matter how wild or mild you thrust.
For Your Flying Solo BFF
Even if your best friend isn't flying solo, they need one of this year's best-selling sex toys in their drawer, ASAP! Trust us, they'll be thanking you later.
If your bestie has a penis, we'd like to suggest some similarly mind-blowing oral sex simulators, like the luxurious, techy Arcwave Ion Pleasure Air Stroker, the double-ended, vibrating Zolo Pleasure Pill or the simple, beginner-friendly Swirl Textured Tpe Stroker.
For the Partner Who's Expecting A Big Box
Folks who are truly crazy about Christmas love nothing more than waking up to a giant gift that took a whole roll of wrapping paper to cover. Gift your partner that genuine Christmas morning feeling with a present that'll barely fit under the tree: sex furniture!
Watch their eyes light up when they unwrap the 6Pc Inflatable BDSM Sex Sofa Set. Bonus points if you dare to blow it up first and then wrap it up!
The Liberator Ramp And Wedge With Restraints adds some oomph to your position repertoire. You can configure it in an endless number of ways for anything you want to try! The Hipster can also assist in curving your body into all the right angles for newfound fun.